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For recognition of the inhumane, thoughtless, greedy, and the negligent. And douchebags.

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Sovereign nation douche

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I actually feel shitty for using the word “douche” on this one – for one thing, it feels like a trivialisation, and additionally, it’s an inadequate condemnation in this instance by an order of magnitude.

So Syria is “working thru” its own arab spring right now. It won’t be a bloodless affair, it won’t be a smooth transition, but if the behaviour of state forces is as alleged in this Al Jazeera piece, then that place sure as fuck needs regime change. I really can’t get my head around the inhumanity of this.

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June 1, 2011 at 10:54 am

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To protect and serve, if by protect you mean “rape” and by serve you mean “get away with it”

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I’m not a guy that categorically has an issue with the 5-0. I’ve known a few cops over the years, by and large they’re just regular folk. However, like all regular folk, you get some bad eggs. Exhibit A. If I were a woman in NY who found herself drunk and in need of help, this event would make me think back to the sage and cautionary words of Ice Cube, in his ode “Fuck tha police“.

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May 29, 2011 at 11:24 am

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The cancer at the heart of catholicism

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The Catholic church is an interesting thing. It started with that dude with the followers, he liked being nice and told people to be nice to each other. It wasn’t rocket science, but it resonated somewhat, and the gist of the message spread. Anyways, he died after the roman authorities took exception to the social influence he was beginning to wield, and some of his followers decided to have a crack at institutionalising his mojo to try and perpetuate his message. Well, man did they succeed at the institutionalisation aspect – in fact, they came to be more concerned with perpetuating the institution than with retaining the integrity of the mojo. So as the immediate memory of the mojo faded, even as its word spread, the institution became ever bigger, more powerful, more enduring.

Fast-forward nearly two thousand years, and the most honest efforts of that institution, the catholic church, revolve around pedophilia, the oppression of women, and the suppression of the hypocrisy of their lifestyles versus their preaching. The mojo is gone, replaced by an enduring black and cancerous heart.

The photo above is of Riccardo Seppia, an abusive catholic priest with ties to the Pope’s office, and pedophile. Fuck you for tolerating and hiding him, catholic church. Sort this hellbound abusive rapist out, stat, and all of his like-practising kin, or shut your moralising mouth the fuck up.

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May 27, 2011 at 8:38 am

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Tree-killing douchebags become murderers

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Joao Claudio Ribeiro da Silva and his wife have been shot and killed by some motherfucker who cares more for his desire to rape the earth and line his pocket with the proceeds of said rape, than he does for human life. I extend my deepest sympathies to da Silvas’ remaining family, friends, and associates. Good luck catching the scumbag(s) responsible, Brazil.

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May 27, 2011 at 7:45 am

Doubledouche

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Fuck Scott Walker. No more need be said.

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May 23, 2011 at 9:14 am

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Corporate bioengineering douche

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Jesus, I’m linking CBS today…have the end-times come about after all? Fucking hurrah, if so – it’s about time we got fundamentalist mentalism corrected. The one downside is that I’m guessing any real or hypothetical “Rapture” would have bypassed the Monsanto Corporation wholesale, on the grounds that the devoted worship of profits-at-any-cost of that company would fall under the category of “false idols”, I’m pretty damn sure.

Anyways, credit where it’s due – CBS’s BNet site has a good article here, ten million times better than the crap I serve up – chock full of links, and with vimeo goodness thrown in. The take-away is, screw Monsanto to hell. We all knew that already, but in this goldfish-attention-span world it’s always worth re-iterating.

Stolen from a deleted post on Metafilter.

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May 22, 2011 at 8:44 am

So here I was, innocently pondering semi-retirement in my dotage –

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– When along came a cocksocket called Terry Jones. Tracey Barnett put it in a more work-internet-filter safe manner than I could ever restrain myself to do, in this editorial for the NZHerald.

There have been too many assholes for me to track in recent months, really there have. I’m sorry for my apparent recalcitrance…shout-out to my booooeeeeee Mubarak!

Muammar Gaddafi

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The republican senate, for passing legislation denying the existance of climate change

This power-tripping brownshirt in blue…

Yeah, ok – I’m all worn out now. Too much pointless evil and stupidity gets me down. Suffice it to say that there seems to be an oppressive amount of asshole in the world right now eh? Bedtime, I think.

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April 5, 2011 at 12:48 pm