The blog of the wandering douche

For recognition of the inhumane, thoughtless, greedy, and the negligent. And douchebags.

Douching their way to irrelevance –

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Today’s recipient is the Christian Fundamentalist movement, for trying to prove that nothing is more relevant to the modern world than a set of ancient oral folk stories collated between 200AD and 1200AD by men living in religious seclusion in the mediterranean and middle east.

Specifically, they win for stating that the Killer Whale at the center of the recent tragic death at Seaworld, should be stoned to death. I just can’t accept that they literally mean that the best response is to throw stones at a fucking whale. Perhaps they just mean the far more predictable (but hilarious) idiomatic scenario wherein the whale is made to smoke enough Marijuana to cause his death…..on some levels, this actually seems less ridiculous, and possibly has some scientific merit somewhere too. Hell, how do you hotbox a whale? And could you turn his pool into a bong somehow? Would this possibly make him more hungry/psychotic/paranoid? I just don’t know. In any case, in this scenario, these fundamentalists are confirmed douchebags for suggesting such a stupid, stupid idea.

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Written by thewanderingdouche

March 8, 2010 at 3:45 am

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