The blog of the wandering douche

For recognition of the inhumane, thoughtless, greedy, and the negligent. And douchebags.

Douche number two

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Today’s douche-winner is a deserving recipient in a tightly competitive field – that of animal conservation. The runners-up in this category are expected to up their games now that this prestigious inaugural nomination has been made – keep an eye on this space!

Step forward, take a bow – JAPAN! Their victory cemented not just by their fishing and whaling malpractices, but also by their passive-aggressive “actually we have enormous penises” foreign-policy stance.

Neo-imperialism derived of economic presence is compensation of the worst kind. It’s like, almost, american.

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Written by thewanderingdouche

February 23, 2010 at 1:39 am

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