The blog of the wandering douche

For recognition of the inhumane, thoughtless, greedy, and the negligent. And douchebags.

Sovereign nation douche

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I actually feel shitty for using the word “douche” on this one – for one thing, it feels like a trivialisation, and additionally, it’s an inadequate condemnation in this instance by an order of magnitude.

So Syria is “working thru” its own arab spring right now. It won’t be a bloodless affair, it won’t be a smooth transition, but if the behaviour of state forces is as alleged in this Al Jazeera piece, then that place sure as fuck needs regime change. I really can’t get my head around the inhumanity of this.

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June 1, 2011 at 10:54 am

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So this is what a google alert for “douche” turned up –

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http://www.niggermania.net/forum/. The URL speaks for itself. I had a really weird feeling coming across this, as if I’d been walking down the street and bumped into Richard Nixon or something, and had a “holy shit – you ARE real!” moment. I mean, man – you hear about people this narrow-minded, but you never expect to actually bump into a real one yourself in the course of sane browsing. And I’ve been to 4chan man, I have seen things. Trolls couldn’t do anything to up the magnitude of the douchery here.

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May 30, 2011 at 8:08 pm

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To protect and serve, if by protect you mean “rape” and by serve you mean “get away with it”

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I’m not a guy that categorically has an issue with the 5-0. I’ve known a few cops over the years, by and large they’re just regular folk. However, like all regular folk, you get some bad eggs. Exhibit A. If I were a woman in NY who found herself drunk and in need of help, this event would make me think back to the sage and cautionary words of Ice Cube, in his ode “Fuck tha police“.

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May 29, 2011 at 11:24 am

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Dana Rohrabacher is a pernicious asshat

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With logic this harmful I’m not sure I want to even bother taking the time to learn how to pronounce this assholes name properly. I’m glad I only have to type it…man, think of what his wife goes through – she has to pronounce it and sleep with the bastard.

Ok, so a cliff notes version? Cut down all the trees, because they contribute to greenhouse gas emissions. This is because during part of the diurnal photosynthetic cycle, trees emit CO2. This is interesting because human beings also emit CO2 when we exhale, so if he’s putting this forward as a solution then we may need to think about killing everyone. You guys in?

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May 29, 2011 at 10:11 am

The cancer at the heart of catholicism

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The Catholic church is an interesting thing. It started with that dude with the followers, he liked being nice and told people to be nice to each other. It wasn’t rocket science, but it resonated somewhat, and the gist of the message spread. Anyways, he died after the roman authorities took exception to the social influence he was beginning to wield, and some of his followers decided to have a crack at institutionalising his mojo to try and perpetuate his message. Well, man did they succeed at the institutionalisation aspect – in fact, they came to be more concerned with perpetuating the institution than with retaining the integrity of the mojo. So as the immediate memory of the mojo faded, even as its word spread, the institution became ever bigger, more powerful, more enduring.

Fast-forward nearly two thousand years, and the most honest efforts of that institution, the catholic church, revolve around pedophilia, the oppression of women, and the suppression of the hypocrisy of their lifestyles versus their preaching. The mojo is gone, replaced by an enduring black and cancerous heart.

The photo above is of Riccardo Seppia, an abusive catholic priest with ties to the Pope’s office, and pedophile. Fuck you for tolerating and hiding him, catholic church. Sort this hellbound abusive rapist out, stat, and all of his like-practising kin, or shut your moralising mouth the fuck up.

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May 27, 2011 at 8:38 am

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Tree-killing douchebags become murderers

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Joao Claudio Ribeiro da Silva and his wife have been shot and killed by some motherfucker who cares more for his desire to rape the earth and line his pocket with the proceeds of said rape, than he does for human life. I extend my deepest sympathies to da Silvas’ remaining family, friends, and associates. Good luck catching the scumbag(s) responsible, Brazil.

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May 27, 2011 at 7:45 am

Doubledouche

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Fuck Scott Walker. No more need be said.

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May 23, 2011 at 9:14 am

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